i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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