Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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