why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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