you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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