Do you still have your period?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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