We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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