you turned your livingroom into a bong?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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