I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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