yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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