Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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