I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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