Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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