I wanna passion pit in your ass
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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