I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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