I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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