he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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