my soul wont recognize me after tonight
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Randomize
