margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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