Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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