How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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