Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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