IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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