oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i barfeds in our rink
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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