my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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