OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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