The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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