why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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