They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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