It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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