they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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