didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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