it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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