Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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