I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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