I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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