yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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