it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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