is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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