It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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