I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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