There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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