Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I need moral support for this bender
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i think i just lost a toe
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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