No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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