I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
