Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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