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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.

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• (310): View more from California

  thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out

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• (631): View more from New York

  We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.

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