Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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