WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats