I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.