can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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