why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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