go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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