i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize