so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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