i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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