drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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