Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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