That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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