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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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