Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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